- 7 squishy inches of crumbly counterintelligence
- All new polyester fiber
- Ages 3 and up only!
Queen Elizabeth the first! Apparently she was also the first to give out
Gingerbread Men in her royal court. Perhaps Elizabeth understood that to be a good
monarch, sometimes you just have to bite off a few heads. And arms. And torsos. And
actually these things are delicious.Chances are that you don't have an empire to defend!
That's why it's a good thing this Gingerbread Man is not trained in the ways of
revolution or espionage! Those peepers are for binge-watching, not surveillance! Those
arms aren't for skulduggery, they're for warm-huggery! So hug a Gingerbread Man!